WONDERFUL baby cat, will not crap all over, is perfect in every way, will live a long time. likes to play with even you, pees in a box, doesn't shed hair, meows nicely, eats cats food and anything really. Perfect for any size house or yard and wont run off and be hit by a car in front of your house or your  money back. can live in a shoe box, drinks water and liquids.

$99 bring your best cash offer!

super belt, does everything including - hold up your trousers, tourniquet  your arm for intravenous drug use (not endorsed just sayin)  autoerotique asphyxiation (again not endorsed just sayin) hanging a guilt person (once again not endorsed just sayin) holding your lovers arms to the bedpost, whipping a belligerent child, carrying a bag, keeping you gun on, keeping a sheath on, keeping pants on a fat person with no waist or butt, coiling up and unrolling down the stairs when your high.

$99 + tax and handling 

Incredibly silly hat, says EXTRA CHEESE ;-) you'll be a hit at work and church in this fiesty little head cover, everyone will want to talk to you and maybe have intercourse

$49 out the door!

Beautiful house for sale at a bargain! plenty of bedrooms and bathrooms, front and back doors, garage, lawn, windows, roof, all in good shape, never smoked in, one owner, no murders. 

$9000 includes everything shown

Fresh baby for sale! extra includes like a diaper and a bottle. Watch it grow right before your eyes!

$7995 obo baby is white and heterosexual available now!

RARE antique chair, very old, like new, just one so perfect for singles. no gum under it sorry

$959 includes delivery if you are female. 

Gorgeous horse like no other! he will run and jump and kick! you'll be the talk of the town on a real horse. Very likely does all kinds of tricks, saddle not included. $100 you must pick up late at night.